英文罵人的髒話
1、缺狗糧才知道來找我？
Lack of dog food to just know to me?
2、別跟我說話，我有潔癖。
Don't talk to me, I have cleanliness.
3、孩子，人傻不能復生啊！
Children, silly not resurrected!
4、請你捲成一團圓潤的離開。
Would you please roll into a ball round to leave.
5、我忍屎忍尿也忍不下你呀。
I can't endure urine also endure endure excrement you ah.
6、如果你是一朵花那牛都不拉糞了。
If you are a flower that cows don't pull the dung.
7、人要臉，樹要皮，電線杆子要水泥。
People YaoLian, tree to skin, wire rod to cement.
8、麻煩你看清楚什麼叫貨在說話好嗎。
Trouble you see clearly what is talking, please.
9、天下之大，大不過你缺的那塊心眼。
Under the big, big but you lack the piece of mind's eye.
10、我是不夠完美，但是我坦白自然，你呢。
I'm not perfect, but I confess natural, how about you.
11、說我嫉妒你，哎呦，擦乾你的眼屎看看。
Say I envy you, oh, dry your gum.
12、聽你說話，一種智商上的優越感油然而生。
To hear you speak, a kind of intelligence superiority arises spontaneously.
13、有娘養沒娘教育的，就教你怎麼捅咕人了。
Haven't niang education of a mother, will teach you how to touch people.
14、你喜歡用肚子頂人，證明你的腦子聰明過人。
Do you like people with a belly. Prove your clever brain.
15、這世道，你這樣的傻逼狗也敢在這裏得瑟？
This world, you such a silly force dog also dare to show off in an ostentatious manner here?
16、請問一下：你的棺材是滑蓋的還是翻蓋的？
Excuse me: what's your coffin is slide or flip?
17、你爸當初就應該忍住，怎麼沒把你射牆上。
Your dad did should endure, why didn't you shoot on the wall.
18、把你的眼屎擦掉了看清楚是誰說話再行不。
Your gum cleaned off to see who is again not to speak.
19、他若是還說，你便說，真乖，叫你說就說。
If he said, you said, it's lovely, you said you like.
20、當初你傲成那個樣子，現在又是玩哪出呢。
At the beginning you proud as like that, which is playing out right now.
21、孩子回家買兩瓶婦炎潔孝順一下你的爸媽吧。
Children go home to buy two bottles of fu phlogistic clean filial to your parents.
22、你還沒有進化完全，長的象人真的難爲你了。
You haven't evolved, long like a person really hard for you.
23、其實你算什麼呢，不過是一條亂吠的狗罷了。
Actually you consider as what, but that's just a disorderly barking dog.
24、我怎麼敢碰你呢，我怕我買洗手液買窮自己。
How do I dare to touch you, I am afraid I buy hand sanitizer poor themselves.
25、雖然你是歪瓜裂棗但是你的花哨詞兒還不少。
Although you are crooked melon crack jujube but you fancy words is not little still.
26、你醜到連長頸鹿看到你都可以在三秒內嘔出來。
You ugly to even the giraffe see you can ou in three seconds.
27、不要以爲自己是諸葛亮，其實只是臭皮匠而已！
Don't think oneself is the various ge is bright, in fact just heads!
28、你說不要等你翻了身，可鹹魚翻身，還是鹹魚。
Don't wait for you to turn over a body, you say can be respected, and salted fish.
29、損毀亞洲同胞名聲的禍害，祖先爲之蒙羞的子孫。
Damaged the scourge of fellow Asian reputation, ancestors to shame for posterity.
30、要不是那晚，我忘了買套套，你早就被衝進下水道。
If it weren't for that night, I forgot to buy condoms, you would have been washed down the drain.
31、有人若是罵你你便說，再說一遍！有種你再說一遍。
If someone scold you said, you say that again! Maybe you say it again.
32、要去醫院嗎？我帶你去，是先去婦科還是精神科啊？
Want to go to the hospital? I take you to go to the department of gynaecology or psychiatrist?
33、上帝失手摔下來的舊洗衣機，能思考的無腦袋生物。
God is accidentally fell down old washing machine, can think of no head.
34、你是不是覺得你胸小還替國家省布料了還挺驕傲啊。
Do you feel your chest be small also on behalf of the province of cloth is quite proud.
35、你他媽就是被強姦避孕失敗生出你這個沒閉眼的畜生
You his mama is rape contraceptive failure gives birth to the beast of this didn't you close your eyes
36、應該立刻把你從雞窩裏揪出來，然後關到監獄裏去！
Should immediately put you out from the henhouse, then go to jail.
37、勾引我男人嗎，我不過是把你當做發春的老母狗罷了。
Seduce my man, I just make you send spring old bitch.
38、這麼不要臉，這麼沒心沒肺，你的體重應該會很輕吧？
So shameless, so heartless, you should be very light weight?
39、我給狗扔塊骨頭它都知道衝我搖搖尾巴，你算什麼啊。
I throw bone to the dog it all know his tail at me, you are not important.
40、打是親罵是愛，別總罵你媽，都快跟你媽產生感情了。
Play is close to scold is love, don't scold your mother, are coming to the emotions with your mother.
41、只要你擡頭臭氧層就會破洞要移民火星是爲了要離開你。
As long as you look up the ozone hole to be on immigration to Mars is to leave you.
42、瞅你走個道還昂首挺胸的，別撐了，再撐就一個小饅頭。
Chou you go a way also self-respect, don't hold, hold out a small steamed bun.
43、春天都過了，你還在發春做什麼，原來發春不分季節的啊。
The spring has passed, you still send spring do, regardless of season in the spring of original hair.
44、你這也是可持續性發展啊，從這個學校騷到現在這個學校。
You this is sustainable development, from the school SAO to the school now.
