搞笑諺語大全大綱
1、人不在大小，馬不在高低。
People are not big, horses are not high or low.
2、灰裏芝麻泥裏豆，菜籽田裏摸泥鰍。
Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.
3、公雞打架頭對頭，夫妻吵嘴不記仇。
Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.
4、禾苗不認爹和娘，耕作到家多打糧。
The seedlings do not recognize their father and mother. They farm at home and get more grain.
5、人老眼昏，鷹老爪鈍。
Old people are dizzy, eagles have blunt claws.
6、糊塗蟲不知聰明的可貴，健康不知患病的痛苦。
Muddleworms do not know the value of intelligence, health does not know the pain of illness.
7、不要看公羊叫得厲害，要看他過河的本領。
Don't look at the ram barking badly, but at his ability to cross the river.
8、人不缺地的工，地不缺人的糧。
No man lacks land for his work and no man's food for his land.
9、長木匠，短鐵匠，不長不短是裁縫。
Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.
10、一個雞蛋吃不飽，一身臭名背到老。
An egg is not enough to eat, and it's notorious all the time.
11、說空話的人有一個甜蜜的舌頭，實幹的人有一雙勤勞的手。
The empty talker has a sweet tongue, and the doer has a pair of industrious hands.
12、香花不一定好看，會說不一定能幹。
Fragrant flowers are not necessarily good-looking, they may not be competent.
13、人心不足蛇呑象，貪心不足吃月亮。
People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.
14、人有恆心萬事成，人無恆心萬事崩。
All things come true with perseverance, but all things come to an end without perseverance.
15、人敬有的，狗咬醜的。
People respect, dogs bite ugly.
16、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.
17、桃三杏四梨五年，葡萄兩年就換錢。
Peaches, apricots and pears are five years old, and grapes change money in two years.
18、走路不怕上高山，撐船不怕過險灘。
Walking is not afraid of climbing mountains, and boating is not afraid of crossing dangerous beaches.
19、人多智謀廣，柴多火焰高。
Many people are wise and wise, but many firewood have a high flame.
20、忠實的人，對人處處關心；虛僞的人，對人當面奉承。
Faithful people care about people everywhere; hypocritical people flatter people face to face.
21、有錢殺人不償命，沒錢淘氣也坐牢。
Money kills people for life, and money mischief goes to prison.
22、有愛情的生活是幸福的，爲愛情而生活是愚蠢的。
Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.
23、種菜老婆吃菜腳，做鞋老婆打赤腳。
The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.
24、人怕話多，活怕人做。
People are afraid to talk much, but they are afraid to do anything.
25、一天省下一兩糧，十年要用倉來裝。
Save one or two grains a day and store them in warehouses for ten years.
26、狗記路，貓記家，小孩只記**媽。
Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.
27、家人說話耳旁風，外人說話金字經。
Family members speak indifferently, while outsiders speak in golden scriptures.
28、內行看門道，外行看人行道。
The expert watches the doorway, the layman watches the sidewalk.
29、要吃辣子栽辣秧，要吃鯉魚走長江。
To eat spicy seeds to grow spicy rice seedlings, to eat carp to walk along the Yangtze River.
30、人怕沒臉，樹怕沒皮。
People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.
31、人惡人怕天不怕，人善人欺天不欺。
The wicked are afraid of heaven, but the good deceive heaven.
32、不怕吃飯揀大碗，就怕幹活愛偷懶。
Not afraid to eat and pick big bowls, but afraid to work lazy.
33、親不過父母，近不過夫妻。
Parents are not close to parents, but couples.
34、入門休問榮枯事，觀看容顏便得知。
When you get to the door, you will find out when you look at your face.
35、人怕信心齊，虎怕成羣。
People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.
36、有了千錢想萬錢，當了皇帝想成仙。
Thoughts of thousands of money, when the emperor wants to become immortal.
37、只有上不去的天，沒有過不去的山。
There are no mountains that can't be crossed except those that can't be crossed.
38、人勤病就懶，人懶病就勤。
People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.
39、百世修來同船渡，千世修來共枕眠。
Bai Shixiu came to the same boat, and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.
40、一家之計在於和，一生之計在於勤。
A family's plan lies in harmony and a lifetime's plan lies in diligence.
41、一年盼望一年好，汗衫補得象夾襖。
Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.
42、人怕傷心，樹怕剝皮。
People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.
43、一時強弱在於力，萬古勝負在於理。
For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.
44、光說不幹，事事落空；又說又幹，馬到成功。
If you say nothing, everything falls short; if you say something and do it again, you will succeed.
45、龍游淺水遭蝦戲，虎落平陽被犬欺。
Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.
46、命裏有時終需有，命裏無時莫強求。
You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kvetch for it if it doesn't appear in your life.
47、獅舞三堂沒人看，講話三遍沒人聽。
No one watched the three lion dances and no one listened to the three speeches.
48、弟兄不和鄰里欺，將相不和鄰國欺。
If a brother does not deceive his neighbour, he will not deceive his neighbour.
